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Funny How...
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Funny how a $10 bill looks so big when you take it to church,
but so small when you take it to the mall.
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Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are,
but how short they are when watching a good movie.
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Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into overtime,
but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
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Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible,
but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
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Funny how we believe what the newspaper say,
but question what the Bible says.
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Funny how we look forward to that big date on Saturday night,
but complain about getting up for church on Sunday morning.
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Funny how we called God, our father and Jesus, our brother,
but find it hard to introduce them to our family.
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Funny how we demand justice for others,
but expect mercy from God.
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Funny how much difficulty some have learning the gospel well enough to tell others,
but how simple it is to understand and explain the latest gossip about someone.
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Funny how we are so quick to take directions from a total stranger when we are lost,
but are hestitant to take God's direction for our lives.
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Funny how it is okay to blame God for evil and sufferings in the world,
but it's not necessary to thank Him for what is good and pleasant.
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Funny how when something goes wrong, we cry,"Lord, why me?"
but when something goes right, we think, "Hey, it must be me!"
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Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray,
but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk to a friend.
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Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert
but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
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Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit
a church event into our schedule,
but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
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Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
and they spread like wildfire,
but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.
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FUNNY, ISN'T IT ?
Are you laughing? Are you thinking?
Spread the Word
and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!
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Last updated 2000.4.3