I don't wanna do the wash

I sprinkled clothes a week ago

And now my iron is lost!

I don't wanna rattle pots

I don't wanna rattle pans

I see the mail light flashin'

I wanna chat with friends!

Oh the tables need some dustin'

And the floor could sure be mopped

But I know if I get started

There'll be no place to stop.

The closets are so full

Things are falling off the shelves

I wish for cleaning fairies

And magic little elves.

They could sprinkle fairy dust

And twitch their little nose

The windows would be sparkling

I would have no dirty clothes.

Oh I know that I'm just dreamin'

My head is in the sky

I must cook that meat that's greyin'

And bake that applie pie.

The hubby needs a bath

Doggy needs attention

Oh ... the other way around I mean

My brain is in suspension.

I am runnin' round in circles

I am gettin' nothin' done,

I keep thinking of my web

I am missing all the fun!

Well I know I'm not addicted

Though I hear that all the time

But I guess this stuff can wait on me

'Cuz Today I'll Be On Line!!!